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What’ll it be today?

Synthetic Happiness?...$8.99

	 option to add: highlight reel…$0.30


Loaded and Double-layered Captions?...$5.99

	 option to add: cryptic…$0.30


Lack of Substance Bio?...$5.99
	  option to add: quirky…$0.30


Colosseum Comment Section Battle Seats?...$7.99


entertainment has never been easier. 

Smoke & Mirrors Beauty?...$9.99

	 option to add: filters…$0.30


Honestly, what is “real” anyway if it makes you feel something?

…too many Calories?
Here’s our diet options:  
15 Minutes…take off $0.70
30 Minutes…take off $0.50
simply ignore when you really need a fix ; )

Before you attend (and all are welcome) please consider our atmosphere: 
•	Open concept or private room – depending on your preference

•	Black Tie – reminder: we cannot be held responsible for any ridicule you experience if dressed otherwise. 
•	Determine before attending: to be or not to be…seen.  That is the question.
•	Expected behavior: well, we’re not sure.  It seems we’re in the midst of recreating the menu…

•	Please remember we are always experimenting with various spices which may or may not be offensive to you, just let your waiter know, but we are proud of our commitment to keeping the classics.  Which reminds us (and yes you must choose) …

Conservative or Liberal Sauce?...$0.30


-Rachel Burger

Soft Landing

Soft and cozy landing
An innocent’s sweet abandon
Dreaming on my chest
Hands resting on my neck
Nothing like youth’s rest

How does one so little
Know how to hug so well?
The heaviness is lovely
I’d bottle up your smell
Feel your soft dips up and down
Inhale, exhale

The world outside these walls is swirling
But right now all is well

I wish I could replay this scene
for all my years
When someday I’m remembering 
With haunting, grateful tears

If I squeeze you longer 
Can I hold it?
Or re-inhabit my body later,
in this moment?
Whenever I please.

Always here
Should you need a soft landing of peace


dedicated to my babies 🙂 
-Rachel Burger

I’ve Lived Lives in my Dreams

I’ve lived lives in my dreams

Not confined by realities
The adventure leaving me beguiled
That picked up where I left on and
Kept going for miles
Haunting me with possibilities
Cause I’m always wondering about these
Pathways I’ve abandoned
Erased them like chalk lines
Where I stopped and turned at a curve
Drew new borders I’ve defined

It haunts me
Is it haunting for you?
All the things we didn’t do?

I’ve known them longer
Seen the chaos of keeping on this path
Traveled through stranger’s stories
Danger and wrath
Fell through glistening stars
Bent reality through
Life
Memory
And fantasy
Owning all that’s ours
Flipped through channels of time and place
My dreams are a time machine
I, the master of time and space
Shifting 
Like change was nothing
And I hold it in my palms

I conjure similarities 
When my eyes open
But the mystical becomes lost on me
I look forward to closing my eyes
Shaking up realities
Parting still water seas