What’ll it be today?

Synthetic Happiness?...$8.99

	 option to add: highlight reel…$0.30


Loaded and Double-layered Captions?...$5.99

	 option to add: cryptic…$0.30


Lack of Substance Bio?...$5.99
	  option to add: quirky…$0.30


Colosseum Comment Section Battle Seats?...$7.99


entertainment has never been easier. 

Smoke & Mirrors Beauty?...$9.99

	 option to add: filters…$0.30


Honestly, what is “real” anyway if it makes you feel something?

…too many Calories?
Here’s our diet options:  
15 Minutes…take off $0.70
30 Minutes…take off $0.50
simply ignore when you really need a fix ; )

Before you attend (and all are welcome) please consider our atmosphere: 
•	Open concept or private room – depending on your preference

•	Black Tie – reminder: we cannot be held responsible for any ridicule you experience if dressed otherwise. 
•	Determine before attending: to be or not to be…seen.  That is the question.
•	Expected behavior: well, we’re not sure.  It seems we’re in the midst of recreating the menu…

•	Please remember we are always experimenting with various spices which may or may not be offensive to you, just let your waiter know, but we are proud of our commitment to keeping the classics.  Which reminds us (and yes you must choose) …

Conservative or Liberal Sauce?...$0.30


-Rachel Burger